TRYING 2 kill mosquitoes with cannon balls
I am a person who -- though easily entertained -- often finds herself in a state of boredom and mindlessness... And as they say -- idle hands and mind are the devils workshop -- so the demon in me coaxed me big time to take you people on this joyride of understanding IT (THE TITANIC AND GIGANTIC CHAT SITE which crashes 3 time
s a day) willfully or unwillfully.
So here's my sequal-2
Part 1 is ABOUTT THE AURA AND FLAVOUR OF DIFFERENT ROOMS OF IT and today Confuscious is the flavour -- so me along with Uncle Confuscious will be your guides to make you understand the perplexities of this maze.
Let's start with the NUCLEUS of the site
FLIRTING AND ROMANCE INTERNATIONAL:
The most happening hub of IT where 'muahs' prevail and abuses are right on the tail. If you are a stranger and you enter this room they will give you a chill if you decide to commit chat suicide by asking 'ASL' - and you will be a victim of frostbite. And if you are still stupid enough to push you will soon be on your way to the morgue with all kinds of abuses on ur trail.
So take the advice of Uncle Confuscious
NO-NO-NO RAIN DANCING IN THE TUB FULL OF WASPKILLER
Either you embrace the insanity by joining the fiery session of abuses and porn or run away while your sanity is still intact. But if you decide to elope you will miss the most exotic RIDE of your life time.
If by any stroke of luck you manage to get friendly with the icons or torch-bearers of the main brigade then chatting will be a joyride for you. After that in IT nobody will ever bug or harass you, You will become one of THE BLESSED ONES.
The main bhais and devas of this room are BAAP OF INDIATIMES, CYNOSURE, FOOTLOOSE SLINGER, MUNNA BHAI, BILL SEAN ETC. AND SINCE baap(sam) has adopted me as a DOTTY and cyno as a kiddoo friend -- I'm the blessed one now. I'm wrapped in a cascade of importance and now walk on solid ground with my head held high. (now i know why my neck is hurting big time - needs some humility)
These people who seem to be snobs and abusers from the highest hierarchy are the most intellectual and genuine persons from inside. They may sound trashy or sick abusers to the strangers with glasses of haze -- but they are the most wonderful and warm people to their friends. If seen with naked eyes without trying to dissect them - they are the people who won't crucify you for what you are and where you are from. They will just accept you the way you are and will take you in their cocoon of friendship -- so genuine and so pure that you will be shocked at the awakening of sweetest taste of friendship.
I may be little uptight for their tastes but I'm happy to be accepted in their circle and enjoying the bliss till it lasts.
Ok guys enough torture for today wait for the next sequel.
DELHI LOUNGE: And as you all know how lazydazy I'm so don't know when I will decide to attack the fragile nerves of you people. Till then... happy living!!!
Here is another quote from Uncle Confuscious, though I don't see any sense or place for it -- but still I will paste it:
LIFE IS SHORT EAT UR DESSERT FIRST
AND ANOTHER 1
NO NEED 2 BURN UR HANDS WITH TOASTER OVEN
He's too coool. I really like his whacky advises.
Posted by sebia ::
2:36 AM ::
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