Eternal Bliss
Thursday
CHAT POTIONS AND MANTRAS:0.
Lights.....Camera......Action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene 1.....(CHAT ROOM...Flirting and romance..Tambaktu...
Nubile nymphet... enters in the room and all the gopies ,ropies and topies springs in to action.... and she is hounded by all the clan of hawks....but 1 RasputIn was t0o swift.... 2 grab her attention .....
RASPUTEEN: Hello is it me you looking for?
GIRL (li'l bemused): May be, intrigue me enough for me to recognize that.
RASPUTEEN (needs li'l coaxing): You are a treat to my sore eyes.
You are my heroine. Tread softly... My love... I have spread my dreams under your feet.
GIRL: THUMP THUMP ----- I WANT TO CRUSH THE GROUND!!
Next girl enters....and Rasputeen goes....
Rasputeen:--.Tujhey laagay na nujariya... Odh lay chunariya... Tirchhi nigaheein teri... Mujh pay giraayeein ray bijuriyaaa bijuriyaaaaaa...N
Nubile nymphet was shocked..looks @the RASPUTEEN ..
Rasputeen WINKS:--Jub bhi koi ladki dekhoon, mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole --- oley oley oley....
This was a short trailor of a CHATROOM DRAMA...dramas like this are part of of chatroom dynamics..Virtuality is a strange place.For some its just an escape from reality,for others its a door for perceiving the dark pathos of human mind..a place where 5 feet obnoxious ,drooping fella can become 6 feet 4 tall and lanky JOHN ABRAHAM.clone..swooning the grls ,making them dance on his raapchik tunes...where a wuss shows her claws as tigress and tun tun can magically transforms in 2 PARIS HILTON..where relationships are formed and broken bfre ADAM could muster enough courage to yell EVE...
Coming 2 chat is easy..but surviving here for more than 5 minutes is really not the game of cards....and those weak at heart...and in wits pls feel free not to come fr the BLACK HOLE DANDIYA....Here are the ten commandments which i have come up after fOcusing all of the concentration i could muster..feel free to twitch ur fascial muscles a lil bit while reading this......
CHAT COMMANDMENTS;.......
- Nicks:--OOO,,LAAAAA..LAAA......They make or break ur chat enigma...from persona to nongrata;0 from donkey to creepy dhain patash..from crouching tiger,,,to dosa or samosa and from pooja to doojaa......either the kings rule or sm perverts drool ..have ur pick...{so now u guys know ,,why nobody answers to HOT PIYARE MOHAN...OR PET DOGGY}.....As they say eyes are the mirror to one's soul...so nick denotes ur personality..ASL;......sheeshh...If you are an AMATEUR and you enter a chat room they will give you a chill if you decide to commit chat suicide by asking 'ASL' - you will be a victim of frostbite. And if you are still stupid enough to push youR luck U will soon be on your way to the CHAT morgue with all kinds of abuses on ur trAIlSo take the advice of Uncle ConfusciousNO-NO-NO RAIN DANCING IN THE TUB FULL OF WASPKILLER..Asking ASLs is like digging ur own chat grave ...and thn insisting to have them is like jumping in it s well.. what difference does it make that from what part of hemisphere next person is hanging..cmon..intrigue the person a lil bit ..bfre playing the game of darts on her..
2,PMS{PRIVATE MESSAGES}.....PMS or WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ...who can hit as SHOCK AND AWE bombardment....either they will take u on the Heights of HAPPYY CHATTING or reduce u to the level of lowly stinky bug needed to b crushed....dang...and if u do the crucial and filthiest of mistake in the history of mankind..by sending a PM....oozing porn stuff.then get ready 2 b crucified,slaughtered and final punishment of solitary confinemnt in the blissful serenity of IGGYBIN.
3,..WORDS>......In chatrooms..its only words..and words are all u have to intrigue the other person..so make sure that the words u use or up 2 the mark..cuz u might neeed 2 eat them back ..Its not the sugar which makes the tea sweet..its the stirring so choose ur timings plssss..
4,..Muah and abuses.....Virtuality is strange PLACE..here MUAHS PREVAIL..and abuses are right on trail...so play it safe..its up 2 u 2 embrace the insanity...by joining the fiery sessions of abusing..or keep ur equillibrium intact by..keeping a lil distance..remember WISE MeN,NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH UNICORN.....
5,PRIVATE ROOM INVITATION......SHEESH......EEKS....Asking her 2 go to pvt room as soon as u see 1 PROMINENT NICK on ur chat screen...is like going 2 ANTARCTICA..u will be there all ALONE..cold and chilled..frost bitten..
6,QUESTIONING REALITY IN VIRTUALITY;...like abt her looks and stuff..is like u r standing next to her w.t a deodrant..and as if u are radiating wrst kinda stinky fumes..DISTANCE..AND CHILLS WILL B UR CHAT DESTINY..
7,OGGLE AT ALL GIRLS;.while chatting..and u will b safely googled out of that 1 special grls screen...enjoy ur spooky tango with all and miss 1 special salsa with the special grl..
8,BITCH AND PICK OTHER BOYS TO GAIN ATTENTION...and u will be safely clicked out.so no need to BURN UR HANDS WITH TOASTER OVEN..there are other ways to gain attention as well...like quoting UNCLE CONFUCIOUS;0{he always comes handy}
9,If by some miracle u menage to find that special girl...and she asks u 2 stay...plsssssssssssss DO THAT..even if u are in twin towers and they are collapsing on your head..or your boss..hurling u around,poking in ur ribs..his huge horns... like some DINASOUR in the jurrasic park..plssssssssssssss try 2 give her ur undivided attention..U SHOULD HAVE UR PRIORITIES STR8....
10,U can be any body..in virtuality... like SOMUpehelwan in reality..but on net u should present urself as TOM CRUISE..its all about the advertisement that how finely u package and present urself.
11,YOUR ASL...should always be..from teens to twenty..with 6 feet height and good looks..even if u are some MOTTA TEENDA BHATTUSH..grappling with middle age crisis..of your kids.
12,Possessiveness in virtuality…..a definite NO NO……so while looking at the skies of chatroom..appreciate the stars ..dont ask fr the moon..breathe free and don’t try 2 eat the breathing space of sally,telly,shally,and malley….
These were just some weird commandments..pls feel free not to think about crucifying me if they don’t work…we can come up with something else. So all of u are invited 2 contribute to the COMMANDMENTS OF NET SURVIVAL…
Wednesday
MOTH SMOKE...A SAD FAIRYTALE..Once upon a time. Not so long ago. Though long enough to cast its shadows in the murky grayness of soul. There used to live 2 mermaids...Beautiful happy. Always dancing around. They believed in sunshine, happiness stars, moonlight and everything bright. There names were SUNSHINE and MOONLIGHT…..
There laughter used to echo in the bleak pathos of the ocean. Used to ring like chimes. Illuminating the dark vistas of life…For them. Life was nothing else but a silver boat, ornamented with golden hues. Taking them to the different directions…facing all kind of currents but still strong enough to choose its path...Lil did they know. that there is more to life then its fairytale like existence…at every corner there is some shark hiding ,all set to find its preys. With every wave it brings a new pain. They were happy, contented in there cocooned existence…
Until 1 day. When the trouble in paradise popped up in the form of...a sea snake, who entered the bubble of happiness with his venomous self, he was sitting on the cliff...looking around to find a prey to sink his poison in the life of his prey…..AND THEN those mermaids caught his attention. SUNSHINE with her vibrancy and exuberance, who was basking in her own beauty...radiating happiness, glitter, shine...took his breath away...He Sat there for some time, totally transfixed, smitten, absorbed by the beauty of SUNSHINE...
Suddenly MOONLIGHT saw him. And recognize the evil spirit in him. It’s a blessing or a curse. That MOONLIGHT was blessed with special kind of insight, she could feel and recognize the evil spirits around...1 look and him...looking at SUNSHINE and her heart sank…she took SUNSHINE away…trying 2 run run far far away from that black sepeant casting its black murky shadows in the blissful serenity..
Some days passed bye…MOONLIGHT. Went somewhere for some days. So SUNSHINE was all alone, she was wandering all around in the ocean. Finding ways 2 erase her boredom and loneliness. Then she met a SEA HORSE…all handsome, strong, with pride holding his head high…SUNSHINE got so intrigued by him, by his chivalry, by his sweetness, she lost her innocent heart to him…after that day, they were inseperable...just lost in each other,,,
Some days passed by, MOONLIGHT came back, all ecstatic...2 see SUNSHINE…and found her soo engrossed in a strange kinda euphoria...happy, bubbling with love...enveloped in silver cloud of passion and love. MOONLIGHT was happy for her but being a wise 1, she couldn’t trust anybody. So asked SUNSHINE 2 show her THE CHIVALROUS PRINCE. They went to meet the HORSE... and...When…she looked at the horse. She felt somebody just slashed her heart with the burning knife...cuz in the eyes of horse,she could see the ugly dark face of serpeant,the same DARK UGLY SNAKE…who in order 2 get SUNSHINE transformed himself in 2 the form of SEAHORSE. And was now injecting the poison, in the veins of SUNSHINE w/t her realizing that...2 keep her addicted 2 him.
MOONLIGHT in an utter fit of desperation, took SUNSHINE away. Told her about the reality of the so called SEA HORSE…but SUNSHINE was too blinded by her love, she just refused to listen...
Listen 2 me plsssss SUNSHINE ,he is not what u think ,HE is the poisonous snake who will take ur life away, and thn will throw ur lifeless body,pls just trust me….
MOONLIGHT screamed screamed…but to no avail, SUNSHINE was so blindfolded by her love, she couldn’t see and trust anybody else but him
Go away, moonlight…first time in my life I have found somebody, whom I m not going 2 lose, just because of your stupid fears...U just go away,let me lead my own life,U are so jealous that I have found 1 and u haven’t..
Sunshine screamed……
MOONLIGHT was so hurt by her hurting words she simply walked away. In complete numbness. She walked walked out of her life…never to look back…
So many or just some days passed bye…life took its own route, without SUNSHINE fr MOON LIGHT, though she used to miss SUNSHINE a lot. but so hurt was she, that she didn’t want to go back and talk to her…1 day she was sitting in her home, thinking about the happy times. When SUNSHINES mother came, she was crying, choking on her tears
Pls MOONLIGHT come with me. SUNSHINE needs you so badly...pls just for once come with me
…
MOONLIGHT thought for lil time, but decided to go anyway...
She reached theRE …SUNSHINE was lying there, looking like a ghost, all dark, all poisoned...1 look at her pained face MOONLIGHT started to cry…
What have u done to urself, where is my beautiful sunshine…whats wrong baby. I am here, everything gonna be all right. Just trust me…
Nothing going to b ok...now…you were right,when u were warning me,and I was so blinded by my own euphoria,I simply dragged u away,and he took my life ,poisoned my soul. And left me to die alone…and now I cant live like that. So I have finished this life. I am going now, 2 the skies above. Forgive me if u can MOONLIGHT cuz I never intended to hurt you…
SUNSHINE, cried in MOONLIGHTS arms. And then choked. and closed her eyes..
MOONLIGHT hugged her..So closely. And then
Then she realized that she was holding a lifeless body in her arms. She screamed screamed so much…called SUNSHINE yelled…slapped the lifeless body so hard. Banged her head around…but to no avail
NO.NO..for GODSAKE pls open ur eyes..Dont go like that u can’t...u just can’t leave me like that...it’s my entire fault...i shuldnt have left u that day...
MOONLIGHT was now choking on her tears...SUNSHINE was dead, her soul gone...just the lifeless body was lying in her arms.....
So many years gone bye. and MOONLIGHT still cant forgive herself..She still is living in her own grief asylum...blaiming her own self for leaving SUNSHINE that day…. May GOD give SUNSHINE peace...And place in heavens…and may GOD give solace and courage to MOONLIGHT to come out of her agony…..
Sunday
TAPTI CHANDNI AUR THANDA SOORAJ
Kaisi ajeeb..
Shaam hai..
Khamosh ankhoon wali ladki
bhaithi hai..
sunehri naoo main ...
Aur chahar soo phailee
shab- e- tunhayee hai....
goongi behri iss duniya main...
kuch goonjatee..
kuch jamid..
siskiyoon ki shehnayee hai..
Mudhem mudhem..
dheeray dheeray..
jalty rait per...
thandi chandni...
aaj phir kiyoon
khalee haath ayee hai....
burfeeli huwaoon main
baikal baikal ...
phidty hai....
tupta chand or thanda sooraj...
zindagee kis mode per
lay aayee hai...
Zerd mousam..
baikal baichainee,
ankhoon main wehshat..
udd gayee titlee..
beh gayee khushboo...
bahar apnay saath dekhoo
yeh kaisee khizaan churaa layee hai...
Charaghoon say sajayaa..
baam o dar koo
ayanoon say kia roshen
dil ka khali gharondaa
fir bhi itni tareeki,itna sanaata
yeh chandni say pehlay
amawas kiyoon dar ayee hai....
Kitni sadiyoon ki veeraanii..
Kaisii bainaam kahani
khamoshi kay dusht main
mandlaty see bulbul..
usko dekha toh..
aaj apni aankhoon main bhi baisabab
namee see uttar ayee hai....
After a long time ,i wanted to write something in urdu,though i cant grasp all the intricacies of this language,nor my expression is good enough 2 pay full justice to the context or content..but still for a change i wanted to express in this medium..i love reading urdu poetry,so its only natural that i try my hand on it..Sorry to the readers who cant understand urdu..i am translating it in 2 english ..though it wont be able to fall on the standards of rhyme and meter and stuff..and more in to an abstract form...
Burning moonlight...frozen sun:---
The crimson evening is casting
ambiguous shadows
a girl with silent eyes...
sitting in the golden boat..
enveloped in the mist of lonely night
In the muted world..
some shrieking ..
some silent sobs
creating a symphony...
Moon light wading ..
slowly ,silently
on burning sand..
is back again..
with empty hands..
She walks in cold breeze..
embedded with restlessness
transmitting through her veins...
gazing at the
burning moonlight and cold sun...
why fate brought her to this plane ?...
crimson shadows..
hollow pain..
eyes..agonizing
fregruence evaporating..
cuckoo flying away...
autumn stole the spring again...
She lit her house ,
with scented candles..
ornamented the walls
with mirrors..
still such haunting darkness
and muted silence.....
all things went invain....
Hollow void of centuries...
nameless fantasies..
wounded bird
dances in silent haze..
i couldnt restrain my eyes
from misting with pain.......
