..Roshni ki talash main,
Khali deewar per diya jalanay say acha...
Aisa kurtay hain khood hee jal jatay hain..
Andheray raastoon ka safar
apna muqqader thehra...
hum roshni ki naveed say bhi dar jatay hain...
Iss qufss main ghuttan hoty hai,
azad tunhayee say bhi khouf aata hai...
sou hum apnay sayaad kay rooburoo moom kay jaisay pighal jatay hain...
RAAstoon ka pata nahin,
phir bhi manzil ki talash main
hum aabla paa dusht nawayeepay nikal jatay hain,, Aisi khana badoshi ki aadat hai....
Hum sitaroon per apna mehel to nahin
burf per ghar ki tasweer buna laitay hain...Duniya hum say iss baikhood baihoshi,
ka hisaab maangty hai..
hum too khuwaboon ki hawas main..
sirf palkain moondain reh jaatay hain....
yeh kaisa dour hai zeest ka..
saans laina hai boujhal...
or zinda rehna uss say bhi mushkil..
sou aisa kartay hain kay mar jaatay hain....
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Like all girls i have a secret corner for mills and boon romances ,that one day i will meet the prince charming and then the earth will move ,and the stars will dance ,in an orchestrated melody, tht is not just an hackneyed line but the basic truth of every females existance.
Though,finding the prince charming is much more difficult then finding the weapons of mass destruction in IRAQ ,and tht cause is much more worthy and difficult then that of GEORGE BUSH.
this post is all fun pun,by no means anything written here should b used against me,in any court of law..just sm bizzare ramblingsJ..
sm time back ,blessed with teenage madness, me and my cousin, who is usually the accomplice in my every crime ,decided ,to find the hunks fr ourselves .wht followed was the most hilarious series of events ,which can put bridget jones diary to shameful heap.
AND then like a true blessing a book landed on our lap from the skies above called
LOVE POTIONS AND SPELLS---POTIONS TO HELP U FIND UR MAN .
that book look liked sm holy book at tht point and time, an answer for our all unsaid prayers.So v opened the book with all the devotion v could muster
,lit the fire ,throw rosemarry ,jasmine,and poppy seedalong with the mans lock of hair then say the prayers...
OH DEAR FIRE
HELP US TO QUENCH OUR DESIRE
WE NEED A MAN OF OUR RESPECTIVE DREAMS
TO MAKE OUR LIFES A BEAUTIFUL STREAM
O HOLY FIRE HELP ME .
1 look at this rediculous stuff and i chickened out
an exasperated serene moaned .
U CANT GO BACK.......
yes i can ---what a suspecious looking stuff ==i grumbled ..
and then she made the most innocent face with the famous lookU LOVE ME NA and heck i couldnt resist the emotional blackmailingso armed with that book we started the HOLY WAR.
Now the most difficult thing, wht the heck ,from where can v get jasmine,poppy seeds and rosemary herb this is just not possible .
sebia u r trying to unconsciously discourage us?
?no serene im consciously trying 2 discourage us.
anyways v ended up putting oregano-sm fenugreek seeds and garlic powder sat in the lawn, wearing moms best KANJIWERM SAREESand then v started mumbling the mantras...
oh holy fire:
help us find the prince of our dreams
-guide him directly 2 land on our patio directly from the skies above
like (sm alien UFO).with all the devotion we could muster we were chanting those ASHLOKES .
ahem ahem--excuseme(sm noises--sm thing ruffled there)
Can u hear smthing?
...(an excited serene nudged me)..
NO i didnt im bz devoting my soul to HOLY CAUSE.
OPEN ur eyes seb i think destiny have answered our prayers :::
Iopened my eyes slowly---
yes there were 2 things standing in the patio---
i tried to focus more---
OH MY GOD they looked like guys --
and they were 2 in number (i culdnt beleive our luck---- so i tried 2 focus more and then realized tht there WERE not swords in there hands.....
were holding infact ....
they were holdingBROOMS ............................
.can u beleive it....
excuseme madam !::v r here to clean the water tanks and gutters by muncipal committee..........
thud thud dhum ----------------------------
all the dream castle crashed .
Few days passed and then serene came back holding the CURSED BOOK .
NOTagain plsssss have mercy on my soul--i moaned
SEB i have got a fool proof plan this time it cant go bad ....
after this rhetoric as usual i said ok princess do as u wish let us fry our brains in ur HOLY FIRE.
NO SEB this time its v simple v just need to put the oil mixed with all the potions on our headsand then put the special flowers and sing ..................
we tried to find JASMINE OIL but couldnt so decided to put SARSON(man it ws stinky)couldnt find all the exotic flowers so put sm roses and stuff(though she was insisting in wearing us sm ICEBURG LETTUCE cuz the name ws v exotic matching the flowers described there .and then v chanted again.
Fr the sake of all this
from wht v r going through
when v open our eyes we find the love so true
standing right there in our patio.
chant chant v were chanting with all the expression .
tring tring ............whts this ?
i think the bell is ringingSEB pls open THE DOOR i think our prayers r answered .........
GRRR serene isnt it toooooo soon ..............IM nt in a condition 2 meet the GUNGU TAILII even ...how can i meet the prince charming?.........
SEB do tht pls ..................
anyways i went to open the doorlooking like SUNFLOWER gumla(Pot )with dripping sunflower oil and there on the door was my worst nightmare ..................
MOST GOOD LOOKING HUNK i have ever cm across was standing ..It ws v amusing for me tht i was starring in 2 nightmares at 1 time MINE AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!HIS ..........both of us needed shock treatmentME ---fr finding the most good looking person ever incarnated and delivered right infront of my door steps.HIM ---for seeing such a creature---directly popped down frm amazon--looking like over grown FLOWER GARDEN.Nuthing could b worse to creep in 2 prick the bubble of my exciting drama
AHEM ahem !!!!!!!!!!!!
i gt out of my trance and to my dismay i lost my speaking powersi tried to spk nuthing came out except fr sm muffled voices
EXCUSEME --(the most husky voice)(i ever heard) !!!!!!!!!!!
GRR r brrr aan (sm un identified sounds came out of my throat). ......totally bugged by mehe lost his cool...
CAN I SEE ANY SANE PERSON AROUND?!!!!!!!!popped serene frm behind--and THANKGOD she ws still blessed with her vocal powers and SANITY as well
WELL nobdy at home if u want to see bhai he will cm back laters----said serene in most honeyed voice!!!!!!!!!!!AND HE ranaway SHAKING HIS HEAD .........v found 1 hunk after all the toll and he just left like tht......................
Moth turned in 2 a smoke,before candle had the chance to appreciate the devotion:p
Sorry folks ws 2 bz now a days so couldn’t cm up with smthing new..so had 2 dig in 2 the last posts..to cm up with smthing related to VALENTINES DAY(THT WS THE BEST I COULD MENAGE)SO POSTING IT again with lil deletions and additionsJ
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3:43 PM ::
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LAST WORD TANGO ON DEATH BED:)
Lol...are u guys as confused abt my mental state as I am right now:P( thts wht happens whn u trying so hard to write a post.and all kind of normal and para normal,dark and light,negative and positive forces join hands against u.2 stop.from ur mom to aunty WINDOWS 98.).from LORD OF THE RINGS to KIYOONKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THEE..Etc etc.
I was writing a seriously funny post about FEMALES SECRETS UNLEASHED….
Ways to interpret the real meaning of those suddenly eccentric behaviors...blah blah...i know if I had ménage to finish that post. It would have been a great blessing for mankind. my name would have been written in stars and sunshine, amongst the likes of NEWTON,ARISTOTLE,EINSTEIN GRAHAM BELL,confuscious,freud,vangogh,jerrylewis,jim Carrey etc etc…yeah yeah I managed to bring all famous people in 1 row. to suit multiple facets of my persona.
..But as we know. Miracles do happen but not oftenly...so I gt side tracked...cuz of my lack of attention span...its so hard fr me to concentrate on smthing fr along.span.unless its dressed like PIERCE BROSNON...and also got a face exactly matching him.if thts the case.thn trust me I will b like all ears,eyes and nose and blah blah..Even if the twin towers collapsing outside the door. and dear angels of death asking for my precious time 2 have a tete a tete ..I will still try 2 have my 1 last masala dosa with PIERCE BROSNON..bfre closing my eyes in peace.
Anyways so, with this last line about angels, and death, I got an idea about LAST WORDS… (Yeah I know I got very weird sense of humor, a v spooky one. I never fail to amaze my self even)...so I logged in to good old YAHOO SEARCH... (I don’t like google...cuz so many ppl oogle at google,and I always prefer underdogs:P(NOW YAHOO ppl will kill me fr underestimating them)so I ménage to reach sm sites about last words from famous ppl..On there death beds…
Let me share some with u guys...(with obviously my eternal wisdom(I have all my wisdom teeth still in me)..
FAMOUS LAST WORDS...
Bogart, Humphrey (1899-1957) "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
(U SHOULD HAVE TRIED LASSI, WITH BHANG INSTEAD)
Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827
(yup..A tragedy about to begin...watchout angels..torture ahead...0
Josephine...~~ Napoleon Bonaparte, French Emperor, May 5, 1821
(aww...mayb he wanted to have 1 last war of the roses with her: P)
Et tu, Brute?Assassinated.~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC
(AWW…hawwww..He didn’t know.how many movies made after him..He would have died...in bit more style...and glamour..
Don't let poor Nelly (his mistress, Nell Gwynne) starve.~~ Charles II, King of England and Scotland, d. 1685
(duh..Thts a difference between wife and mistress).
Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977
(lol..This was funny).
Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.When asked if he thought dying was tough.~~ Edmund Gwenn, actor, d. September 6, 1959
(ask meeeeeeee..im trying 2 do it from past 45 mins:0(
Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough.To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.~~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883(sheesh here goes all my attempts for attaining glory..on behalf of these RICH AND FAMOUS,,BUT DEAD ppl:0(
Get my swan costume ready.~~ Anna Pavlova, ballerina, d. 1931
(sheesh..my kinda grl..She was planning for a spooky tango in hell or heaven.) .
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.~~ John Barrymore, actor, d. May 29, 1942
(yeah he should have tried ,dying,in some Punjabi film..with all the females..singing ..And screaming, to choke all theose already dead in morgue) .
How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries…Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.~~ James French, d. 1966
Sheesh guess tht was enough..The souls of these ppl, must b waiting for me to cross the line with all the enthusiasm, to choke me again (may GOD forgive me for such pathetic sense of humor and jokes)...
I ws wondering why these famous ppl, didn’t utter any simple wrds.before dying....so i was intrigued 2 write some simply bizzare stuff,Though I am not famous, or in the category of those ppl..I have got my blog to boost about..MY 1 CLAIM FOR FAME::P..so let me think tink sm lines..
whn I will see the angel of death..i will mutter..sorry utter(I had mutters 2day) .
MY LAST WORDS AFTER SEEING THE ANGEL OF DEATH:--
1,OH no..can I write another post?(I promise to glorify u ANGELS OF DEATH..THERE).
2,B.R.B let me have my last masala dosa..
3,Sheesh tanvi..even on my death bed u want me to entertain u?
4,Grrrr are u here to ask ASL?
5,Vikas kaul..i have got no interest in spirituality,and politics,on my death bed..pls frgive me
6,No more confy pls ado
7,Let me brush my teeth first pls..
8,Is my blog safe?keep it away from anonymouses..
9,Are u anonymouse?u sure look like 1
10,Can I drive ur car..papa.1 last time..
11,Mom,..i promise I will Definately find a handsome eligible bachelor there,and will marry him within 2 flat seconds..
12,can I see 1 last James bond flick?and SING ..jab tak rehay ga samosay main aaloo,,chipkee rehay gee tujh say yeh shaloo:P
13,I am like those life moments lost which once gone bye,none can regain..
Adios all…. .
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7:07 AM ::
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