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HOW 2 LOSE A GIRL IN 10 DAYS

GOD CREATED MAN AND
THEN REALIZED THE GRAVITY
OF HIS MISTAKE
SO HE CREATED THE WOMAN 2 COUNTER
THT MISTAKE.(and after tht nobody rested in peace)

Woman---------- the colour of this universe who splashes the whole array of spectrum in 2 the otherwise black and white canvas of mans life..U can look in 2 her angel eyes, u can stare in2 her sparkling smile, u can see the distant look sprawled over her finest of features but u can never fathom the intriguing mystery behind the delicate laces cuz u dont have the insight 2 go beyond tht soulful beauty...o shallow species called MEN u just cant --- judge wht is woman and wht she wants.
here's a humorous take on wht she wants frm u and how can u lose her by simplest of gestures(read and enjoy. After smtime i will cm bak with the serious and soul full stuff on wht v want and how v want)
THE DOS AND DONTS 2 LOSE OR NT 2 LOSEUR GIRL
1. Plssssss neverpick ur nose infront of her or u will b permanently plucked out of her life.
2. Crack jokes abt mother in laws (yours not hers) and u will end up with either a cracked jaw or cracked love life.
3. In the morning pray fr everybodys blessing and take shower 2 bless us frm ur nasty smelling socks.
4. Ogle @other grls on ur date and ur eyes will b permanently goggled in black.
5. Fart and burp in front of her and u r permanently vomited out of her system.
6. Bitch abt others and u r done.always remember bitching and backbiting is our domain only and WISE MAN NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH UNICORN.
7. Always ensure tht the wrds u say 2 her r sweet and tender cuz1 day u may have 2 eat thm its nt the sugar which makes the tea sweet but its the stirring.
8. if she says she wants 2 buy shoes tht means she wants dress jewellry and all the accessories s well (learn 2 read between the lines).
9. Her friend is HER friend only so even if she is stranded in SAHARA dessert theres no need fr u 2 give her lift home.
10. so wht if u r in TWINTOWERS and they r collapsing dont frget to post the email she asked u 2 send 2 her mother------ tht cms frst -bfre YOUR
life.
11. so wht if an arguement was resolved and burried 8 months ago, during fresh ones she is allowed 2 bring it bak but U RNT ALLOWED 2 DO THT.
12. Shahrukhkhan is another name of bhagwan so if u EVER and i mean ever want 2 have peace in life, learn 2 live with his ghost.
13. Formula fr happy dating with her is the same as for LIVING IN QUAKE PRONE CALIFORNIA IF U EVER FIND A FAULT IN HER DONTTTTT DWELL ON IT EVER.
14. Anniversary may b an occassion of FORGETTING fr u, its our day of celeberation. Tht how on this day EVE succeded in holding the ADAM prisoner.So pls never mess with it.
15. So wht if she ws looking like a baby elephant in tht cocktail dress always shower her with compliments, even if they r against the laws of prevailing sanity.
16. If smthing is bothering her keep on asking her again and again and again, if smthing is bothering u eat it up without a burp.
17. Because u r a man tht doesnt give u a right to holdd ----THE REMOTE CONTROL --- of the tv wht happens 2 TULSI AND MAHEER is more important then wht plane crashed and who wins the elections of america.George bush can never match the splendour of TULSI(kiyoonkii saas bhi kabhi bahu thee)so learn it and accept it.
ANYWAYS the list is endless and COMMENT SECTION is all yours 2 help the stupid species called MAN 2 how to hold her w/t losing their sanity.
On serious note, i will just say tht MILLS AND BOON romances tells u tht earth will move and the stars will dance in an orchesterated melody but reality hardly embraces it. Love is far more difficult an emotion 2 b understood as rocket science. U have to nurture it ur whole life otherwise it will lose its shine dont let it go stale
WHEN LOVE BECKONS 2 U FOLLOW IT,
THOUGH ITS WAYS R HARD AND STEEP
AND WHEN ITS WINGS ENFOLDS U YIELD 2 IT
THOUGH THE SWORD HIDDEN UNDER ITS PINIONS
MAY WOUND YOU
AND WHEN IT SPEAKS TO U BELEIVE IN IT
THOUGH ITS VOICE MAY SHATTER UR DREAMS
AS THE NORTHWIND LAYS WASTE THE GARDENS
FR EVEN AS THE LOVE CROWNS U
IT CAN ALSO CRUCIFY U
SO IF ITS FR UR GROWTH
ITS ALSO FR UR PRUNNING
EVEN AS IT ASCENDS 2 UR HEIGHT AND CARESSES
UR TENDEREST BRANCHES THT QUIVERS IN THE SUN
SO SHALL IT DESCENDS 2 UR ROOTS AND
SHAKE THM IN THERE CLINGING2 THE EARTH.

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