Eternal Bliss
Sunday
REVIVAL OF SOULAfter a long time im travelling on this road the road paved by unshed tears and unheard screams still choking inside a volatile volcano still nt erupted.Tears if menage 2 stray down frm lashes have the power 2 take away the pain, screams if cm out of the confines of soul can throw away the chains shackling the soul, but if these r curbed they burden the heart frever creating melanchollie retundant and happiness @ bay.when i lost smbody v close 2 death they said every wound turns in 2 scar ,after smtime, it stops bleeding u can touch the scar can remember the pain but cant feel it 5 yrs have passed by and still when i touch it i can feel the pain wht shuld i do 2 erase it .the wound is still raw oozing blood dripping pain can anything help me evade it .can happiness and pain co-exist? can u smile while tears shining in eyes? can silence throb with electrifying unleashed sorrow,?
Sm time everything cease 2 exist and u r in a state of limbo u can see u can hear but u cant feel rather ur 2 numb 2 feel ,ur mind cant register whts happening 2 u, u feel tht ur body and soul r 2 different entities u can actually see ur soul sitting infront of u coaxing u 2 get up giving u strength but ur so devoid of life tht u just cant standup and put ur pieces together.
and then 1 tiny tear rolls down leaving the confines of lashes and just the feel of tht salted droplet on ur skin gives u new life u wakeup and start cherishing the things u have other then which u lost.
yeah though tht tear havent crossed the confines of my lashes but still im a strong being i will revive myself i wont let this melancholy win and chain my soul i wont b a prisoner in my body i wont let the fire burn me 2 ashes.i know nuthing frmoutside will cm tohelp me the force is within me and only I can envoke it.the placid turmoil rocking inside me can b soothed with me and myself only and yeah im a strong being i will rock bak.
I WONT BE DEFEATED .THTS my promise 2 myself.
Thursday
HOW 2 LOSE A GIRL IN 10 DAYSGOD CREATED MAN AND
THEN REALIZED THE GRAVITY
OF HIS MISTAKE
SO HE CREATED THE WOMAN 2 COUNTER
THT MISTAKE.(and after tht nobody rested in peace)
Woman---------- the colour of this universe who splashes the whole array of spectrum in 2 the otherwise black and white canvas of mans life..U can look in 2 her angel eyes, u can stare in2 her sparkling smile, u can see the distant look sprawled over her finest of features but u can never fathom the intriguing mystery behind the delicate laces cuz u dont have the insight 2 go beyond tht soulful beauty...o shallow species called MEN u just cant --- judge wht is woman and wht she wants.
here's a humorous take on wht she wants frm u and how can u lose her by simplest of gestures(read and enjoy. After smtime i will cm bak with the serious and soul full stuff on wht v want and how v want)
THE DOS AND DONTS 2 LOSE OR NT 2 LOSEUR GIRL
1. Plssssss neverpick ur nose infront of her or u will b permanently plucked out of her life.
2. Crack jokes abt mother in laws (yours not hers) and u will end up with either a cracked jaw or cracked love life.
3. In the morning pray fr everybodys blessing and take shower 2 bless us frm ur nasty smelling socks.
4. Ogle @other grls on ur date and ur eyes will b permanently goggled in black.
5. Fart and burp in front of her and u r permanently vomited out of her system.
6. Bitch abt others and u r done.always remember bitching and backbiting is our domain only and WISE MAN NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH UNICORN.
7. Always ensure tht the wrds u say 2 her r sweet and tender cuz1 day u may have 2 eat thm its nt the sugar which makes the tea sweet but its the stirring.
8. if she says she wants 2 buy shoes tht means she wants dress jewellry and all the accessories s well (learn 2 read between the lines).
9. Her friend is HER friend only so even if she is stranded in SAHARA dessert theres no need fr u 2 give her lift home.
10. so wht if u r in TWINTOWERS and they r collapsing dont frget to post the email she asked u 2 send 2 her mother------ tht cms frst -bfre YOUR
life.
11. so wht if an arguement was resolved and burried 8 months ago, during fresh ones she is allowed 2 bring it bak but U RNT ALLOWED 2 DO THT.
12. Shahrukhkhan is another name of bhagwan so if u EVER and i mean ever want 2 have peace in life, learn 2 live with his ghost.
13. Formula fr happy dating with her is the same as for LIVING IN QUAKE PRONE CALIFORNIA IF U EVER FIND A FAULT IN HER DONTTTTT DWELL ON IT EVER.
14. Anniversary may b an occassion of FORGETTING fr u, its our day of celeberation. Tht how on this day EVE succeded in holding the ADAM prisoner.So pls never mess with it.
15. So wht if she ws looking like a baby elephant in tht cocktail dress always shower her with compliments, even if they r against the laws of prevailing sanity.
16. If smthing is bothering her keep on asking her again and again and again, if smthing is bothering u eat it up without a burp.
17. Because u r a man tht doesnt give u a right to holdd ----THE REMOTE CONTROL --- of the tv wht happens 2 TULSI AND MAHEER is more important then wht plane crashed and who wins the elections of america.George bush can never match the splendour of TULSI(kiyoonkii saas bhi kabhi bahu thee)so learn it and accept it.
ANYWAYS the list is endless and COMMENT SECTION is all yours 2 help the stupid species called MAN 2 how to hold her w/t losing their sanity.
On serious note, i will just say tht MILLS AND BOON romances tells u tht earth will move and the stars will dance in an orchesterated melody but reality hardly embraces it. Love is far more difficult an emotion 2 b understood as rocket science. U have to nurture it ur whole life otherwise it will lose its shine dont let it go stale
WHEN LOVE BECKONS 2 U FOLLOW IT,
THOUGH ITS WAYS R HARD AND STEEP
AND WHEN ITS WINGS ENFOLDS U YIELD 2 IT
THOUGH THE SWORD HIDDEN UNDER ITS PINIONS
MAY WOUND YOU
AND WHEN IT SPEAKS TO U BELEIVE IN IT
THOUGH ITS VOICE MAY SHATTER UR DREAMS
AS THE NORTHWIND LAYS WASTE THE GARDENS
FR EVEN AS THE LOVE CROWNS U
IT CAN ALSO CRUCIFY U
SO IF ITS FR UR GROWTH
ITS ALSO FR UR PRUNNING
EVEN AS IT ASCENDS 2 UR HEIGHT AND CARESSES
UR TENDEREST BRANCHES THT QUIVERS IN THE SUN
SO SHALL IT DESCENDS 2 UR ROOTS AND
SHAKE THM IN THERE CLINGING2 THE EARTH.
Saturday
THE TALE OF AN ANONY-MOUSE(the horror story)Once upon a time there was a MOUSE ....ANONY--MOUSE. oneday under the sheer attack of boredom, he started reading and visiting BLOGS .And then in order to combat with his boredom he started criticizing the posts .in the begining his musings sounded constructive and ppl appreciated his perceptions and healthy criticism ,but then like all others ,he lost his focus as well and graduated himself to be venomous towards the persons behind the blogger ids ,and then a whole MAFIA popped up like mushrooms ,they were every where trashing whoever and in whtever manner they deemed fit to.
He doesntknow what virtuality is,why ppl come here and what they seek .he trashes people for the sake of trashing. if hes so good and such a MR KNOW IT ALL why cant he start writing himself ?why cant he give others a chance to mortify him as well like he lovingly does .HE doesnt know that
its very easy to show the mirror to others, but so hard to face your
own reflection.
We all come to virtuality for different reasons .for some it is an avenue to vent out there haphazard feelings,for some it is just a catharsis couch.whatever it is but virtuality thrills and yes,we all need attention thats why we write public diary=blog .if u accuse all the writers as attention seekers then everybdy is.whats so bad in it .
LOOKING FFWD TO READ SOME EXTRAORDINARY POST ON YOUR BLOG.
ANONY-MOUSE.
cheers
and let me finish this post with a note
IF U DO GOOD
PEOPLE WILL ACCUSE YOU OF ULTERIOR MOTIVES
DO GOOD ANYWAY.
PPL ARE UNREASONABLE, ILLOGICAL AND SELF CENTERED
LOVE THEM ANYWAY.
IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL,
YOU WILL WIN FABLE FRIENDS AND TRUE ENEMIES
SUCCEED ANYWAYS.
THE BIGGEST PEOPLE WITH THE BIGGEST IDEAS
CAN BE SHOT DOWN ,
BY THE SMALLEST OF PPL,
WITH THE SMALLEST OF WEAPON,
THINK BIG ANYWAYS.
PPL FAVOR UNDERDOGS ,
BUT FOLLOW TOP DOGS ONLY,
FIGHT FOR THE UNDERDOGS ANY WAY.
GIVE THE WRLDTHE BEST U HAVE ,
AND YOU WILL GET KICKED IN THE TEETH,
GIVE THE WORLD UR BEST ANYWAY.
At ETERNAL BLISS I serve only one purpose, and that is to entertain MYSELF by my musings! Your entertainment is the by-product of my entertainment. And its creation is the small matter of long periods of boredom punctuated by moments of abject laziness. So there are certain rules which I want to put on the table before you proceed:
Rule 1.) ETERNAL BLISS is not for the faint of heart or for weaker stomachs, so proceed at your own risk.
Rule 2.) If you have any problem regarding the stuff I write please feel free NOT TO BUG ME! If you still persist - come and have a debate with me. I would love to trash you for questioning my basic freedom of speech.
Rule 3.) Since everybody has started blogging now, I am just losing my interest in musing about IT. But I wont mind writing for you, if you can floor me with your sheer persistence and COMPLIMENTS!
So today we have have reached YAAR DOST INTERNATIONAL - the room of RASPUTEEN.
Let's enter the room as a girl and enjoy all the flirtation that will surely bewitch you.
Girl Enters...
RASPUTEEN: Hello is it me you looking for?
GIRL (li'l bemused): May be, intrigue me enough for me to realize that.
RASPUTEEN (needs li'l coaxing): You are a treat to my sore eyes. You are my heroine. Tread softly... My love... I have spread my dreams under your feet.
GIRL: THUMP THUMP ----- I WANT TO CRUSH THE GROUND!!
RASPUTEEN (now so worried that his magic isn't working switches to intense urdu poetry):
khoob pehchaan loo israr hoon main
jinse ulfat ka tulabgar hoon main
ishq hi ishq hai duniya meri
fitna-e-aqqal say baizaar hoon main.
GIRL:
Ek lupakta hua shola hoon main
Ek chulty hui TALWAAR hoon main
Meri baaton mein masee-hai hai
Aur log kehtey hain beemar (MISS UPTIGHT) hoon main.
Next girl enters
RASPUTEEN goes: Tujhey laagay na nujariya... Odh lay chunariya... Tirchhi nigaheein teri... Mujh pay giraayeein ray bijuriyaaa bijuriyaaaaaa.
First girl is SHOCKED
RASPUTEEN WINKS: Jub bhi koi ladki dekhoon, mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole --- oley oley oley.
This is YAAR DOST International - where girls come with bated breaths and go away with stars in their eyes. The room throbs with electrifying intensity, even as it encompasses all the arenas of chat entertainment. But one man who is the Rasputeen of our dear IT, has taken the rocket science of flirtation to new heights. He flirts, he recites, he takes girls to the heights of flattery - all with great ease and above all within limits. Who says flirting can't be healthy? He is a true specimen of giving a new name to the game of flirtation -- that is -- subtlety in flirtation. That was the ADORABLE (only God knows by whom) - the RASPUTEEN of IT.
The room which was the domain of RIA and AAMIR and BEDAZZLED is now the playground for us all. We laugh, we tease, we enjoy, we flirt (ahem ahem!) here. We sometimes even import people from other rooms as well who come to flirt here religiously. We have the great ASHB1 here to have our SANITY RESTORED. Then we have CATWOMAN to bug some 4UNVAU with her claws. And we have JELLY here to soothe with her serenity. We have got AANAND to provide 'anand' and we also have BEDAZZLED to dazzle our souls with her bewitching poetry. We also have a WANDERER who comes back after some intervals. We have got sweet TANVI to scream about boredom and the cute GOONDIIIIIDOC to delete any kind of sanity prevailing. We get some mist by MISTY and we get goofed by GOOFY. Then we have got FAIRY who comes in the disguise of 'rasmalai' and goes away as CHAMAKCHALLOO. We have TANZ whose breathing space I'm after so I keep her under blankets. AAMIRR and RIA AND DEEWANAUSA the most sane features of the room - always maintaining the equillibrium between sanity and insanity. Then TICKS who ticks in different disguises everyday. NAVS and RITU and ISHCREAM and AXLS_BABE are the sweeter delights. Then we have got MURC(MURCIALAGO) who lurks and QAII and DIL-E-NAADAAN - who is there to pinpoint the naadaniyan then v have SAPNA who is 2 sweet 2 erase all the nightmares.
And last but not the least ME ----- SEBIA ----- THE MISS UPTIGHT with a sword (I give you people an opportunity to describe as to what I am and who I am in the comments section but .......... they have to be good otherwise the comments will be deleted) ;-)
Hmmm anyone left? (curse my memory if i have left anybody)
P.S i wuld like 2 mention VIRUS here cuz he is trying 2 b so sweet 2 me since sm days in order 2 get enughfootage so virus here is a full line fr u(happyyyyyyyy)?.thnx fr helping me with the song .
Time for this girl to move out of the room... dhain dhain chik chik... And suddenly... another... nubile nymphet enters.
And I can almost hear... KAANTAAAA LAGAAAAAAA HI LAGAAAAAAAAAAA... playing now!
