Wednesday
Shehr- e- jaan kay mausam
Roshan sayey tulashtay hain..
Iss zulmat e beyabban main
Qatra qatra pighaltay hain..
Piyaas ki jalan hoo jaisay
Chaar soo andhera hai..
Sooraj per kis nay shab khoon maara hai...
Palkain khoufzada hain
Khuwaboon ki chubhan hoo jaisay
Kuch bainaam see udaasi hai..
Kuch baiwajah yadoon ki saazish hai..
Ankhoon main jaisay fanaa hoon kuch lamhay
Aag burf main jalty hoo jaisay..
Iss tulaatum ki qatal lehrain..
Barbaad ker gayee..kitnay gharonday..
Khalli gher say durr lagta hai
Kutbaa saa quber per rakh gayaa ho kai jaisay
From past few days I wanted to write so much. but was so busy and realized to moi dismay,tht im only born 2 get pampered.WRK is not cut for lazy daisies like me. and then dying with some toothache. though it didn’t bring out any any wisdom in me. but still. so couldn’t get any time to scribble the age old gibberish. which is synonymous with this blog..and 1 cursed soul..i-e me..
and then lately. I just couldn’t cm up with any post..moi brain cells ceased to function. tried so hard…even tried hanging upside down..tht maybe with rush of blood something might go and tickle sm grey cells. but naa ji..talk about being BULL HEADED..or may be COW headed..in moi state.
People have very different opinions about me..some think I am hyper to the degree of autism..some think I am so morbid..and a classic case of existentialism. after reading moi poems. I don’t know why whenever I write poetry why I always ends up churning something so stoically haunting piece of morbid agony.After 10 cans of diet coke. I feel like ranting though. but for a change I feel lil humanity..and empathy..towards the finer sense and sensibilities of the visitors here..who..cms to moi shrine SO WONT YAK MORE..heres another poem written by moiself…another depressive cry of thorn bird..(though im not feeling depressed at all)..
Saturday
If men are allowed to rule the world.....Some malicious piece of fiction
If men are allowed to rule the world...
sm fiction with intent of malice towards male specie..should be taken with intent of pun..with a pinch of salt:)
1,THere wont be any mushy love stories,allowed ,to taint the vision of naïve girls.. ..
2,Valentines day ,will be considered as day of doom..
3,A wife will be reduced to the small window in P.C.,ONLY pops upas per choice..otherwise blocked forever...
4, Shopping..will be considered as sin,PUNISHABLE with lashes…
5, Only sexy and beautiful girls,will be allowed to live,others can go 2 hell or heaven,no 1 cares,ordinance of DEATH WITHOUT MERCY..will be passed against..ugly ones..
6, All men will be blessed with a remote control..with the option of fastffwd,to save themselves..frOm the timeless rants of there grls..
7, A techie who will create a gadget,which immediately,traces out the telephone number,of any girl,just by looking at her..will be highly rewarded.
8, Star plus,and zee tv,will be banned permanently.T.v willl run…TNA WRESTLING..and soccer matches whole day..from different camera angles..in different channels..
9, During cricket matches..all offices..and work places wont open..and everybody else in the house will go in sleep mode..
10, Who cares about..carpeting in the drawing room..the garage will be carpeted with lush Iranian carpets..to give respect to the esteemed cars..
11, All healthy food..will find its way outta world..beer will flow in the rivers..and taps will produce whiskey..milk and water will be used as prescribed medicines only..for severe symptoms..
12, Burping..farting..digging noses..scratching..all will be allowed as per ones heart content..nuthing eeks about it..after all freedom of expression..is every bodys right..
13, All kina jewelry and fashion stores..will be replaced withbars..and smoking joints..
Smoking..will be allowed everywhere..those averse to the smoke..can go die in solitary confinement..
14, The hottest chicks of the office will always be placed properly..infront of every guys cubicle..every guy should be blessed with an opportunity 2 suffer from CHICK FLU..
Wednesday
THE CHAOTIC BIZZARENESS:)
Hullo all … a very complacent and humble one..cuz I am sure after reading this totally stewpid post defying all kinna sense and sensibility….humility will be my only saving grace.
TAGS in the beginning I did not find them quite appealing but thn after so much time,when people did not bother to tag me at all(((((((((((((((((((like how mean was tht of all of you)..rebel-on-loose..decided to rebel against the show of such extreme biasness against me so while reading this u guys decide any time to smash somebodys head..feel free to visit his GYM..(better go wearing some iron armor,theres a quite show of muscle power salman khan shtyle there).
Ok let us start..
THE RANDOM CHAOs.
GotchA the book tried to run away ,but didn’t know its SEBIA.whom it ws messing with)
The book is THE CROW EATERS by BEPSI SIDHWA(totally hilarious)
Jumping from the cart,palms on hips,jerbanoo planted herself solidly before freddy.her winged eyebrows almost dissappearing in to her hairline.
2, 2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Duh(already my family members gt severe miscoceptions abt moi ability to suddenly burst in to bharat natyam,or sm weird african dance)(and u want me to defy the gravity at this time)
Ok I stretched it,and damn!!!!thaa!!!!it hit the wall.grrr
3, What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I watched my friends shaadi ki movie..(in which I was dancing and singing,thinking of moi self no less thn MADHURI:p
4, Without looking, guess what time it is?
2-20 am(how its possible tht I don’t look at the computer clock?serious restrain is required 2 nt 2 look)
5, Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
2-30 am(damn…and im still awake..and I have gt to go to wrk in the morningL((
6, With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The humm of ac,and sm cats whinning,and sm jheenghas singing jheenga lalas,outside my window.
7, When did you last step outside? What were you doing??
i went for a longgggggggggggg walk..dragged by moi father..on a beachL((and trust me..i wasn’t 1 bit enjoying the sheer torture inflicted upon me..by the power :(
8, Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My feet.(im totally in love with them..keep on looking at them with great adoration in moi eyes:p
9, What are you wearing?
Sitaroon wala lehnga,with sat lada haar,and tons of makeup and heel wali jooti,and all the jewellry:P(like indian movie heroines,im wearing all this and sleeping,it will be ez,to meet the hunk in my dream:P
10, Did you dream last night?
Im a nightmare my self.
11, When did you last laugh?
Watching,our BELLE in tht shaadi ka video..
Burnt my hand while baking chicken..fr dinner..
And still chuckling while writing this…(enough..how nosy can this tag maker be)
12, What is on the walls of the room you are in?
my full blown up pic(its best to start my day with myself)
a painting by me.
sm other blah blah blah.
13,Seen anything weird lately?
Myself..doing this tag at 3 am in the morning…dang
14, What do you think of this quiz?
2 longggggggggggggggggggggg
15, What is the last film you saw?
ZATHURA
16, If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
MASALA DOSA( NEWLY FOUNDED LOVE OF MY LIFE)
Money smhow never is important fr me..
17, Tell me something about you that I dunno.
U dunno anything abt me..in the frst place>>>.
I hate to sleep and I hate more to wakeup…(couldn’t find smthing humorous now)
18, If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Death,of ur loved ones.or anybody elses loved ones..
19, Do you like to dance?
I love to.infact I can burst in to sm dance move any time,any where:p all the wrlds,an opera,and mez a great bellerina:Pi don’t usually walk.in the house,i dance moi way around.
20, George Bush:
FEFNIA…the arrogant monster..in greek mythology.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Porshe carrera:P
If she gonna be like mE,I am already feeling sorry for moiself:P
Nissa(the woman)
22. . Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
PIERCE BROSNON…….P
AHED .(the 1).
23, . Would you ever consider living abroad?
i can live anywhere..with or w.t any luxuries..provided..im with the ppl I love…
24, What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
U were good to your parents..and you made a difference in some lives..
And wht I think GOD gonna say is…
Oh no!!!!!!!u are here.to cause havoc in the peaceful serenity of my heaven as well,let me throw u back,bang dang dang!!!!!
25, . People who may do this memo in their journal:
whoever..who feels like messing with his sleep..and brains:P
but still let me type sm names..just fr the heck of it..
Vikas…(too paagel hoi hai kiyaa..me and indulge in 2 this gibberish(his answer will b)
Adorable(I don’t have time frm my flirtatious schedule..(his ans)
Possessed prophet(sebz..have u gone nuts..for asking me to indulge in 2 smthing so childish)
Anchovy(I know u hate to love me:P
Jackal(just like tht)
Cappy(dhain patash)
Tdm(long time no see…
Oks..now mez 2 sleepy to remember anything or anybody..pardon me if I frgt ur name..thnx all of u fr burdashtoofying this torture..i didn’t expect u 2 read all tht I churned up..just type a sassy comment..and do bhangra:P
And thnx..possessed prophet..u did ur best in finding me sm cartoon image..while sitting in the office..:)
Adios all!!!
p.s..(i filled this last night..2 sleepy to post tht time so posting now).
