Eternal Bliss
Friday
HUNK QUESTLike all girls i have a secret corner for mills and boon romances ,that one day i will meet the prince charming and then the earth will move ,and the stars will dance ,in an orchestrated melody, tht is not just an hackneyed line but the basic truth of every females existance.
Finding the prince charming is much more difficult then finding the weapons of mass destruction in IRAQ ,and my cause is much more worthy and difficult then that of GEORGE BUSH.
Let me first describe my hero in sheer filmi shtyle so tht u ppl reading there atleast have sm fair idea abt the HOLY CAUSE.
1, he should be tall--thts a must--so that i dont have to go breaking my bones whenever i need smthing from the topdrawer or sm forbidden fruits frm the neighbours tree.
2,Looks shuld b in sync with arjun rampall atleast cuz i dont think PIERSEBROSNON can b reincarnated(though if he decides to cm i will happily throw my humble throne to dust) .
The list is endless and im not gonna indulge in to wht i want and why i want.ANY ways sm time back ,blessed with teenage madness, me and my cousin, who is usually the accomplice in my every crime ,decided ,to find the hunks fr ourselves .wht followed was the most hilarious series of events ,which can put bridget jones diary to shameful heap.
AND then like a true blessing a book landed on our lap from the skies above called
LOVE POTIONS AND SPELLS---POTIONS TO HELP U FIND UR MAN .
bingo--
that book look liked sm holy book at tht point and time, an answer for our all unsaid prayers.So v opened the book with all the devotion v could muster ,
lit the fire ,throw rosemarry ,jasmine,and poppy seed
along with the mans lock of hair then say the prayers
OH DEAR FIRE
HELP US TO QUENCH OUR DESIRE
WE NEED A MAN OF OUR RESPECTIVE DREAMS
TO MAKE OUR LIFES A BEAUTIFUL STREAM
O HOLY FIRE HELP ME .
1 look at this rediculous stuff and i chickened out .
no sebia u cant go back ....
an exasperated serene moaned .
yes i can ---what a suspecious looking stuff ==i grumbled ...
cmon RANJHA gave the flesh of his thigh when he culdnt catch fish for HEER 2 eat, atleast v can mumble sm potions to get the HUNK of our dreams.
and then she made the most innocent face with the famous look
U LOVE ME NA
and heck i couldnt resist the emotional blackmailing
so armed with that book we started the HOLY WAR.
Now the most difficult thing, wht the heck ,from where can v get jasmine,poppy seeds and rosemary herb this is just not possible .
sebia u r trying to unconsciously discourage us?
no serene im consciously trying 2 discourage us.
anyways v ended up putting oregano-sm fenugreek seeds and garlic powder
sat in the lawn, wearing moms best KANJIWERM SAREES
and then v started mumblong the mantras
oh holy fire:help us find the prince of our dreams-guide him directly 2 land on our patio directly from the skies above like (sm alien UFO).
with all the devotion we could muster we were chanting those ASHLOKES .
ahem ahem--excuseme(sm noises--sm thing ruffled there)
Can u hear smthing?...(an excited serene nudged me)
NO i cant im bz devoting my soul to HOLY CAUSE.
OPEN ur eyes seb i think destiny have answered our prayers :::
Iopened my eyes slowly---
yes there were 2 things standing in the patio---i tried to focus more---OH MY GOD they looked like guys -- and they were 2 in number (i culdnt beleive our luck---- so i tried 2 focus more and then realized tht
there WERE not swords in there hands.... the KNIGHTS.... were holding
infact ....
they were holding
BROOMS .............................can u beleive it
excuseme madam !::
v r here to clean the water tanks and gutters by muncipal committee..........
thud thud dhum ----------------------------
all the dream castle crashed .
Few days passed serene came back holding the CURSED BOOK .
NOTagain plsssss have mercy on my soul--i moaned
SEB i have got a fool proof plan this time it cant go bad ....
nooo
noo
noo
pls .....
pls
pls
after this rhetoric as usual i said ok princess do as u wish
let us fry our brains in ur HOLY FIRE.
NO SEB this time its v simple
v just need to put the oil mixed with all the potions on our heads
and then put the special flowers
and sing ..................
we tried to find JASMINE OIL but couldnt so decided to put SARSON(man it ws stinky)couldnt find all the exotic flowers so put sm roses and stuff(though she was insisting in wearing us sm ICEBURG LETTUCE cuz the name ws v exotic matching the flowers described there .and then v chanted again.
Fr the sake of all this
from wht v r going through
when v open our eyes
we find the love so true
standing right there in our patio.
chant chant v were chanting with all the expression .
tring tring ............
whts this ?
i think the bell is ringing
SEB pls open THE DOOR i think our prayers r answered .........
GRRR serene isnt it toooooo soon ..............
IM nt in a condition 2 meet the GUNGU TAILII even ...how can i meet the prince charming?.........
SEB do tht pls ..................
anyways i went to open the door
looking like SUNFLOWER gumla(Pot )with dripping sunflower oil and there on the door was my worst nightmare ....
..............MOST GOOD LOOKING HUNK i have ever cm across was standing ..
It ws v amusing for me tht i was starring in 2 nightmares at 1 time MINE AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!HIS ..........
both of us needed shock treatment
ME ---fr finding the most good looking person ever incarnated and delivered right infront of my door steps.
HIM ---for seeing such a creature---directly popped down frm amazon--looking like over grown FLOWER GARDEN.
Nuthing could b worse to creep in 2 prick the bubble of my exciting drama
AHEM ahem !!!!!!!!!!!!
i gt out of my trance and to my dismay i lost my speaking powers
i tried to spk
nuthing came out except fr sm muffled voices
EXCUSEME --(the most husky voice)(i ever heard) !!!!!!!!!!!
GRR r brrr aan (sm un identified sounds came out of my throat). ......
totally bugged by me
he lost his cool...
CAN I SEE ANY SANE PERSON AROUND?!!!!!!!!
popped serene frm behind--and THANKGOD she ws still blessed with her speaking powers and SANITY as well
WELL nobdy at home if u want to see bhai he will cm back laters----said serene in most honeyed voice!!!!!!!!!!!
AND HE LEFT SHAKING HIS HEAD
.........v found 1 hunk after all the toll and he just left like tht......................
THE QUEST IS STILL ON AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
.Some other time i will take u guys for the joyride ,on the quest ,the series of other incidents.
Though when meturity embarked upon us we realized that theres no MR PERFECT or nobdy descends from the skies just like that.
TO BE CONTINUED.........................
