Eternal Bliss
Sunday
LAST WORD TANGO ON DEATH BED:)...
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……..absfghs
oooolajhgs
adfgshjik
Lol...are u guys as confused abt my mental state as I am right now:P( thts wht happens whn u trying so hard to write a post.and all kind of normal and para normal,dark and light,negative and positive forces join hands against u.2 stop.from ur mom to aunty WINDOWS 98.).from LORD OF THE RINGS to KIYOONKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THEE..Etc etc.
I was writing a seriously funny post about FEMALES SECRETS UNLEASHED….
Ways to interpret the real meaning of those suddenly eccentric behaviors...blah blah...i know if I had ménage to finish that post. It would have been a great blessing for mankind. my name would have been written in stars and sunshine, amongst the likes of NEWTON,ARISTOTLE,EINSTEIN GRAHAM BELL,confuscious,freud,vangogh,jerrylewis,jim Carrey etc etc…yeah yeah I managed to bring all famous people in 1 row. to suit multiple facets of my persona.
..But as we know. Miracles do happen but not oftenly...so I gt side tracked...cuz of my lack of attention span...its so hard fr me to concentrate on smthing fr along.span.unless its dressed like PIERCE BROSNON...and also got a face exactly matching him.if thts the case.thn trust me I will b like all ears,eyes and nose and blah blah..Even if the twin towers collapsing outside the door. and dear angels of death asking for my precious time 2 have a tete a tete ..I will still try 2 have my 1 last masala dosa with PIERCE BROSNON..bfre closing my eyes in peace.
Anyways so, with this last line about angels, and death, I got an idea about LAST WORDS… (Yeah I know I got very weird sense of humor, a v spooky one. I never fail to amaze my self even)...so I logged in to good old YAHOO SEARCH... (I don’t like google...cuz so many ppl oogle at google,and I always prefer underdogs:P(NOW YAHOO ppl will kill me fr underestimating them)so I ménage to reach sm sites about last words from famous ppl..On there death beds…
Let me share some with u guys...(with obviously my eternal wisdom(I have all my wisdom teeth still in me)..
FAMOUS LAST WORDS...
Bogart, Humphrey (1899-1957) "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
(U SHOULD HAVE TRIED LASSI, WITH BHANG INSTEAD)
Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827
(yup..A tragedy about to begin...watchout angels..torture ahead...0
Josephine...~~ Napoleon Bonaparte, French Emperor, May 5, 1821
(aww...mayb he wanted to have 1 last war of the roses with her: P)
Et tu, Brute?Assassinated.~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC
(AWW…hawwww..He didn’t know.how many movies made after him..He would have died...in bit more style...and glamour..
Don't let poor Nelly (his mistress, Nell Gwynne) starve.~~ Charles II, King of England and Scotland, d. 1685
(duh..Thts a difference between wife and mistress).
Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977
(lol..This was funny).
Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.When asked if he thought dying was tough.~~ Edmund Gwenn, actor, d. September 6, 1959
(ask meeeeeeee..im trying 2 do it from past 45 mins:0(
Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough.To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.~~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883(sheesh here goes all my attempts for attaining glory..on behalf of these RICH AND FAMOUS,,BUT DEAD ppl:0(
Get my swan costume ready.~~ Anna Pavlova, ballerina, d. 1931
(sheesh..my kinda grl..She was planning for a spooky tango in hell or heaven.) .
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.~~ John Barrymore, actor, d. May 29, 1942
(yeah he should have tried ,dying,in some Punjabi film..with all the females..singing ..And screaming, to choke all theose already dead in morgue) .
How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries…Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.~~ James French, d. 1966
(oops)
Sheesh guess tht was enough..The souls of these ppl, must b waiting for me to cross the line with all the enthusiasm, to choke me again (may GOD forgive me for such pathetic sense of humor and jokes)...
I ws wondering why these famous ppl, didn’t utter any simple wrds.before dying....so i was intrigued 2 write some simply bizzare stuff,Though I am not famous, or in the category of those ppl..I have got my blog to boost about..MY 1 CLAIM FOR FAME::P..so let me think tink sm lines..
whn I will see the angel of death..i will mutter..sorry utter(I had mutters 2day) .
MY LAST WORDS AFTER SEEING THE ANGEL OF DEATH:--
1,OH no..can I write another post?(I promise to glorify u ANGELS OF DEATH..THERE).
2,B.R.B let me have my last masala dosa..
3,Sheesh tanvi..even on my death bed u want me to entertain u?
4,Grrrr are u here to ask ASL?
5,Vikas kaul..i have got no interest in spirituality,and politics,on my death bed..pls frgive me
6,No more confy pls ado
7,Let me brush my teeth first pls..
8,Is my blog safe?keep it away from anonymouses..
9,Are u anonymouse?u sure look like 1
10,Can I drive ur car..papa.1 last time..
11,Mom,..i promise I will Definately find a handsome eligible bachelor there,and will marry him within 2 flat seconds..
12,can I see 1 last James bond flick?and SING ..jab tak rehay ga samosay main aaloo,,chipkee rehay gee tujh say yeh shaloo:P
13,I am like those life moments lost which once gone bye,none can regain..
Adios all…. .
